Total Medals Earned: 540 (From 82 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,050 Points
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/410 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Kill at least sixteen insects
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.
Medals Earned: 16/27 (575/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 4/11 (200/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 5/7 (195/270 points)
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Reach a score of 1 million
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (300/435 points)
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/75 points)
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run